Un-thanksgiving

Inspired by –

Dashing through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh
O’er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on bobtail ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A sleighing song tonight!

(chorus)
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.
Oh! what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh.
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way;
Oh! what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh.

An office carol, dedicated to irritating managers/ bosses

Sitting on a chair,
Barking out refuse,
They makes us pull our hair
Chuffing us as they choose
we’d love to put our boot,
Where the sun don’t shine,
Hear them scream and hoot,
As we grind their jewels all fine

(chorus)
Kill them all, kill them all,
Kill them all today,
Oh how we wish to put hot coals
Down their throats some day
Kill them all, kill them all,
Kill them all today,
Oh what fun we could have
Branding rumps away.

If they should see us free,
It itches them so bad,
They have to spoil our glee
By ensuring we get sad,
They give us stupid tasks
And impossible deadlines,
Cos joy is too much to ask
They won’t even let us dine

(chorus)
Kill them all, kill them all,
Kill them all today,
We’d love to tie them up above
A pit of rabid, hungry dogs
Kill them all, kill them all,
Kill them all today,
If only they still built guillotines
We’d have a field day

– Raziel ©2012

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